Musings

Despite all of my efforts, for some reason people still want to be my friend. This efforts include, but make no mistake, are in no way limited to: cats, my sense of superiority, quoting rap lyrics, dancing like an asshole, correcting people's grammar, and generally taking nothing seriously.

dailyseinfeld:

BILL: Well, if the big man wants a new scoreboard, I don’t wanna be the one to tell him no.
REILLY: No-one in the park is gonna be able to see it from there.
GEORGE: (through a mouthful of shrimp) Well, why don’t we just put a monitor in his skybox?
REILLY: Hey George, the ocean called. They’re running outta shrimp.

(via  The Comeback)

The jerkstore called, they’re running out of you.

(via dailyseinfeld)

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    George: Oh yeah? Well...Jerk Store called, AND THEY’RE RUNNING OUTTA YOU!
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